Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Week of December 11, 2011

Corban's email: "hello there friends,! family!

I hope that you are all doing well, and getting ready for the Christmas season, i know that i am. i will be having my christmas dinner with my president this Friday, nosotros y riberalta, well, los misioneros de riberalta will be coming to our neck of the woods to eat at a restaurante con nosotros. so there will be like 24 people there in total. we will be able to take pics, and before we are going to be playing some soccer, so tal vez, some new pics for you guys the next semana. well, i miss you guys a lot and hope that we will be able to talk soon, hey let me know when everyone is going to be there so i can know when everyone is arriving, and when JD is arriving too. well love you guys a bunch, and talk to you later.

love,
corban"

Week of December 4, 2011

Alot of times just the statements in the subject line say alot about what is going on with Corban during any given week. this weeks subject line..."Hello there, angels in my nightmare, shadows in the background of the morgue... Dont waste your time on me your already a voice inside my head.... i miss you....."

Corban's email: " heeeeeellloooo there!
i hope all your youngins know the subject quote, its a goodin. well, i would like to tell everyone, Hello... and im doing fine, i hope that everyone is getting ready for Christmas, because it is coming fast. its kinda strange to think that i have almost been out here for a year now. which is also strange. but im really loving the work, i was thinking to myself the other day that im kinda scared to go back to the states and start real life over again. and to have to speak English, who wants to do that one. well, i hope that you all will find this message in good cheers. i had and interesting week, gotta love that rain, and those tarantulas. yeah im starting to see a lot, but i always don't have my camera when i see one, you know that trick where you say, "if you hand is bigger than you face you have cancer" that always reminds me of these huge spiders. cause some are bigger than my face, and im not sure if they can give me cancer, but they can sure pack a punch. lol. well, anything else interesting. not really, just busy trying to help this family progress to baptism, they are really well, they just need to get married is all. and that is money and commitment. and they are more afraid of commitment. but seriously, they are all muy bueno. well, other than that, i have to say that the family that i eat lunch with everyday reminds me of our family back home, "we put the fun in disfuncional" they are just about the same, always gritando, y doing everything necessary to make havoc. well. just an example, the dad was talking to the son. the son said, yeah you shouldn't drink cerveza, then the dad said, who are you to talk you don't have a job and you cant even read... i was balling laughing so hard. you just had to been there in the moment. well, sorry don't have any pictures this week, ill try and take some pictures of dead spiders. to show how big they are. or alive ones, if i can catch one, which would be awesome. well, i love you all. have a good week.

love,
corban (elder scahfer)"

Week of November 27, 2011

With the Thanksgiving Holiday his email was rather short and sweet this week. Corban's email: "just letting you all know that i had a good thanksgiving and was thinking abot you guys here. well, i have to make this short, but i love you guys and i will talk to you later. will try and send some pics next week.

con cariño.
corban"

Week of November 20. 2011

Corban's email:" hello everyone from a distant land, where the missionarys tan. and you can do anything you can,

well, im bored this week so i think i might try and write a little longer than i usually do. well, im not sure if you have all heard, well, you havent because i got transfers this week. but... im still in the same area. yep thats right, in the same area. will be 6 months in total. but im tranquilo. nothing to sweat about, only the heat. and humidity. lol. well, im not really sure why im still in this area, but it is nothing out of the ordinary. if you leave the city of santa cruz you can be out of the city for 6-8 monthes. so im pretty content with as of now 4-5 that i have. im looking forward to this cambio, have a new companion so lets hope things go well, with him. and still trying to help a family of 4 get baptized. well, that is really about it for now, the rain should start about any time now, the say it usually starts in october, but we only had about 3 days of reallly heavy rain, so im expecting to get really wet here soon. i know, sí o sí that it will start in enero. but that is a little bit away. about a month and a half. well, how are the states doing? doing well, is it cold, do you wanna come to a place where it gets above 104 degrees without humidity? (you can add the 110% humidity factor) just dont complain alright im not really sure what it feels like to not sweat my body weight every day. lol, im still cheery and ready to talk with everyone in about a month. looking forward to that one. well. hope that everyone is going to have a wonderful thanksgiving, just remember to think of me, and if you want, sit down and write me an email that day, i would certainly appreiciate it. well, i love you guys, keep it real and safe.

love, corban"



Week of November 13, 2011

I have decided that I spend way too much time making Corban's email internet friendly..so from now on you get what I get and figure out the translations your self! The longer he is there the worse his English is getting...wouldn't his Spanish teacher be proud!!

Corban's email: "hello from the south! south south...
how are you all doing, i feel weird writing in English.... but i would like to tell you all that i am doing well, i am still in guayaramerín, but that could change as of Thursday, cross your fingers that i go somewhere cool too, maybe brasil. wouldn't that be swell. would like to show you all the normal elder schafer en pday. im standing on the border of a river that separates Bolivia and brasil. muy chevre si? well, im doing well not sure if im dropping weight still, ill let you guys be the judge of that one. people tell me all the time tha the picture of me in the offices is my ¨hermana hemelo¨ or my twin brother, who is gordo, (fat) lol, yeah they really dont have any censorship here like they do in the states, they just tell you straight up if you are fat or not. there are little gorditos who run around, and that means little fat boy. gotta love those bolivianos. well, as far as that stands i hear that you all are going to have a good Christmas, if you guys want to reunir en el mismo lugar, and im gonna ask my presidente if i can have two sessiones of the same time since my parents are divorced. 45 and 45 mins. wouldn't that be sweet. well, i love you all im doing well, and loving this place. don't worry, ill be back in no time so keep it cool, dont seat it. yeah? because im sweating a ton. lol. i love you all and i will talk to you all next week, and hey jeanette write me! its been a while. and listen to Cudi for me this week.

love yall,
corban



Monday, November 7, 2011

Week of November 6, 2011

Corban's email: "Well, needless to say that yes I did have a heart attack twice. in a row

Hello, family how are you all doing? well I presume? I was glad to receive the emails from those of you who were able to write me this week, and todavia estoy esperando la cartas de los otros miembros de la familia. But i hope to receive those next week. Yes I still falto packages, so don't worry I have not received anything. and yes, I'm still doing well, and yes. Still in the same area. we should be expecting to know where I am in two weeks from now, if I have moved from this location. Good to hear that some people are doing well also, and filling there time with others and loved ones. I'm grateful for you and let you all know that i am very grateful for the support that you give me. and would someone let Brenda know that I received her letter and am very grateful for the funnies. lol. well, gonna cut this one short, I love you all, and will be expecting some more letters next week.

love, Corban"

Week of October 31, 2011

Corban's email: "Hola familia como esta?
Happy Halloween, well first things first still doing well, here in Guayaramerín. And I'm loving it here, probably my last few weeks in Guayara. But I'm looking forward to a new area with some new faces to see. This is the area that I have been in the longest in my entire mission here in Bolivia. But hey I'm still doing great. Got a few pics this week and was happy to see that Lilly seems to be growing rapidly I was thinking the other day and made a list of things that I would like for Christmas, if you guys want to fight it out at who sends what you can do that.

List: camelback backpack
Gold bond foot powder
Ties polyester
New belt the one mom sent broke
Crest prohealth toothpaste
Shoe glue
Electric razor, other broke

If I can think of anything else I will let you guys know, other than that some are my needs and others not, just thought I would let you know what I want and need. Well, I hope that you are all certainly doing well and not trying to freeze your pompis off. Cause I'm not! Lol I love you all hope you all have a great week and will talk to you guys soon. I got all the pics that everyone sent me. Thanks for all of them.

Love,
Corban"